This Saturday!  Prepare yourself for the return of the world’s one and only hillbilly vampire: Unknown Hinson.  It would be a waste of time for me to describe him, because his press bio and Wiki page are works of art.  Some highlights:

Looking somewhat like Dracula’s nasty little brother who spent some hard years drinking and working as a carnival barker for a second-rate freak show, Unknown Hinson translates that vibe into his style of country and western-tinged psychobilly …

Unknown Hinson was an only child named after his father ‘says right there on my birth certificate—Mama: Miss Hinson. Daddy: Unknown.’ and raised by his mother who gave him his first guitar …

Hinson’s personality is that of a hell-raising and hard-drinking country western singer with a preference for “party liquor,” sexy womerns, and fine guitars …

Here’s some video evidence that confirms every bit of that:

And to close things out, here’s Unknown Hinson on “Rawk:”