Ah the final giveaway for the final day of In & Out Fest.  Can you believe it?  The festival begins tomorrow night.  BUT FIRST, yesterday’s winners.

1st Place goes to George:

picking and grinning
out behind the green dumpster
hobo not banjo

2nd Place goes to Raven Ham:

I’d jump a slow train
With Circle K Panhandlers
To hear “All Hail” live.

3rd Place goes to Sarah Rose and her nod to beardsman extraordinaire Dan Garber:

Dan hates the hobos
Drinks whiskey for back alley
banjo bum beating

Woo!  If you won a prize, email us at admin@betterthanjail.com and we’ll get it to you!

And now for our final haiku contest… for tickets to Day 3 with Corrosion of Conformity (Large and In Charge in the graphic above)… today’s theme is “Skull & Carcass.”  Let ‘er rip!

First off let us announce the winners of yesterday’s contest:

1st Place winner is Justin Kerr:

Pat looks really pissed
Need a PBR badly
Can’t miss Hans Condor

2nd Place goes to “spook”:

who’s that on the floor/

what the fuck is that odor/

my house is destroyed

and in 3rd place, “SidewayzHaV”:

I met King Louie/

Why they call you King Louie?/

Cuz I’m no *bleeeep* Saint!

Honorable mention goes to Marianne Spengler, who turned lemons into lemonade:

I tried to post one/site said there was an error/I am totes confused.

If you won someting, send an email to admin@betterthanjail.com, and we’ll make sure you get those prizes!

Now on to Day 2 prizes!  All rules and winnings are the same!  However, today’s haiku contest had a different theme:  Hobos & Banjos.   Post in the comments to win.